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Sex with a doll – Daegu, Korea

1 Mar

Sex with a doll – Daegu, Korea

She looked like a real doll … Cute, Asian face. Perfect black hair. Long eyelashes. Eternal smile that said – Welcome Mister! (more…)

In search of diamonds – Kono, Sierra Leone

8 Oct

In search of diamonds – Kono, Sierra Leone

I went in search of diamonds, riches, wealth, freedom from this mundane dumb-motherfucker world – and found it. (more…)

On the rough road – Guinea

17 Sep

On the rough road – Guinea

Often you know when a journey will be difficult, when it with wear you out, when it will numb your bum and tire your mind but hell it will be memorable and etched in your head and so this was one – one, of 100s – that I’ll remember (assuming that a mind-rotting disease doesn’t kick in) but hell for now it’s here. But how did it begin …? I forget.

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Travels in Yemen #1

10 Sep

Travels in Yemen #1

Here I am in Yemen awaiting the verdict by trial under strict Islamic Shira Law. Am facing serious charges of fornication, sodomy and using banned substances. The outcome will be either: 1) Deportation 2) Flogged a dozen times 3) Stoned to death ??? (So pick the right answer and I’ll post you an Arabic-language Koran, FREE; cos I’ve bought a stack in my rush to repent).

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Drugged, abducted, robbed in Russia

6 Jun

Drugged, abducted, robbed in Russia

Everyone around the tables was friendly. I remember having 3 shots with them and that’s it … until I remember stumbling and falling from weakness on gravel somewhere in the countryside amid early morning sunlight. Didn’t know where the fuck I was but it certainly wasn’t in the city. It dawned on me that I had been drugged, robbed, abducted and ditched on a road in the countryside.

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A cold beer never felt so freeing – Colombia

9 Sep

A cold beer never felt so freeing – Colombia

A cold beer never felt so freeing; only two hours ago I was busted for grass and sweating it in a Colombian police station … (more…)

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